Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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