Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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