is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My penis needs a shock collar
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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