he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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