His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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