He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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