He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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