Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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