hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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