4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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