I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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