i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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