So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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