i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
