I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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