I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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