I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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