I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's rum buckets o'clock
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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