The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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