At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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