Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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