I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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