The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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