I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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