please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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