i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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