adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
