i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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