dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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