Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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