dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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