I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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