Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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