I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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