is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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