Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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