Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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