people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
