her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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