She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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