So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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