I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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