Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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