Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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