just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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