There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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