I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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