I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Boobs are out for the taking
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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