new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
this hospital has no fireball
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
