sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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