i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
