Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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