i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
smell my finger.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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