I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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