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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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