i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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